Monday, May 21, 2012

ALAY YANG AKAN MENGUASAI DUNIA

sEbenaRny4 4P4 itu 4Lay?

4lay aDaL4h S1N6k4t4n d4RI 4n4k l4yan6an, 4L4h l3B4y, 4n4k l4yu, 4t4u 4N4k k3lay4p4n y4n6 m3n6hubungkanny4 d3n64n 4nak jarpul (j4rang puL4n6). t4p1 y4ng P4l1n6 54nT3r 4D4lah 4n4k L4Y4ng4n. d0mIn4nny4, 15T1L4h 1n1 untUk m3n664Mb4RkaN 4n4k Y6 5OK K3rEn, s3cara FasH10N, k4rY4 (mu51k) m4upun kel4Kuan 53c4r4 umUm. k0n0N 454l u5UlNY4, al4y DIarT1Kan “4n4k k4mpUN6″, kaR3n4 4N4K k4mpung YAn6 R4t4-r4t4 b3r4mbuT merah d4n b3rkul1t 5aw0 G3L4p k4R3n4 keB4ny4kan m41N l4y4n64N.

Y4N6 b4641m4nA 4l4y Itu?

* Ver5I 4:

1. 5Uka b4N63T p4K3 tuli54N 4t4u T3k5 y4Ng 63d3 Kecil-6eDeK3cil

2. 50k ber64y4 3m0 4t4u H4r4JUku taPi p4s d1t4nyA As4lmulANy4, 6ak tau 54M4 sek4Li

3. k4l0 5ms 4t4u n61r1M K0m3nt4r m3M4k4i b4hasa 4NEh 5Ep3Rt1, “aquwh, m4n133ZZ..”

4. p0k0kny4 6aY4 r4mBut s1 C0w0K P3r515 KaY4k K4n63n b4nD (bu53t d4h…)

5. t3rl1H4t m3Mak4i po5tm4n B4G b3rj3n1s kul1t t4P1 6a J3l45 m3RK d4n b3li D1 D15tr0 Yan6 man4…

6. kurus k3R3mp3nG, 5uk4 m3m36An6 r4mBut d4N b3rmuK4 B0kat

7. B3r4n1ny4 k4Lo b1k1n ul4h p4st1 b4r3n64n Dan 64k b3r4ni k4lo S3Nd1Rian

8. s0k k4y4, 5ok 1mut, s0K c4nt1K, 50k k3R3n, 50k 64uL, 50k Techno P4d4H4l w4kTu d1Tany4 k0dE htmL 4ja 64K b154

9. untUk L4gu B4R4t, m3r3k4 t1D4k t4Hu l4gu b4r4T y4nG sed4N6 n63-tr3n d4n mer3K4(0r4N6 Al4Y) h4nya tahu l46u b4r4t d4Ri j4man 3i6hTy d4n n1nety doank (p4rah g4K 51h?)

y4n6 p4l1n6 p4rah mem4n6 aN4K-4n4k al4y Suk4 m3l3Bih-L3B1Hk4n serT4 k4n63n-bAnd 4daL4H P3micU g4y4 an4K 4l4y j4m4n 53kar4n6…5iFAt-51F4t 4L4y 1TU 5an64tl4h nor4k D4N 64 3l1t b4N63t.

* V3r5i b:

4rTinya g4k 4da yan6 b46us 5ediKitpun…ANjr1i1ttt….

pdHl d4H k3rEn g1tU..eh maL4h jd Gak K3R3n BL45..

1. 4LAy / 4l4Y - 4l4y

m4st3ng ( m45” t3n61k )

C0nt0H daL4m kal1mAt :

61L4 tu band . 151nY4 4l4y 4l4Y 5mu4a !

2. 4l4y / 4Lay - ALAy

51n6kat4N D4rI an4k l4yanGan. KAl4U k4mu l1At d1p1N6g1r j4l4n aDa 0r4nG B3rkuliT h1t4m m4t4h4ri , b3r4Mbut 464k k3m3r4H-M3R4h4n , d4n M3n63n4k4n b4ju 464k 50K 6AUL tapi muR4H4n,Mun6kIn d1a 4l4Y…

C0nt0H dAlAm kal1m4t :

3H,k4t4nY4 5MaN 8 4n4kNy4 4l4y-4LaY Y4?!

3. 4l4y / 4l4y - 4l4y

4nak-an4k muR4han y4N6 5ukA m3nJ3l3k-J3l3K4n 5eKOlah orG L41n, 4t4U ngaj4K t4wuR4n.

kl0 L0 lI4t JUg4 ktaWan..

C0ntoH dAl4m K4lIm4t :

A: “kat4nya 1th4 aL4y 6ituh..”

4. 4l4Y / 4l4Y - 4lAy

4duh L3ToY - 464k M4k54 Y4?

Contoh d4lam k4l1maT :

4l4y nih 54Y M4l3m 1n1

5. 4l4y / 4l4y - 4lay

cEW3K-c3w3k y4n6 64y4ny4 mUr4h4n, K4y4k pin3 61tu d3h (d4ndan4n, c4RA p4K4IAN)

C0nt0H d4laM kal1mat :

“4l4y-4lay b6T 51h tu Cew3k”

“1Tu c3W3k 64Y4NyA 5eLER4 BUl3 B6t 5ih”

“y4Elah, al4Y…”

6. 4l4Y / 4l4Y - 4lay

T1n6K4tan P4l1n6 r3Ndah d4r1 5Tr4T4 r3maJa!!! leb1H n0R4K daR1 an4k K4mpUn6. b1aS4NYa k3Liat4n D1 5M4-sma j3l3k n reND4h4n + d1 5Tm-5tm 61TUu…

cont0h d4l4m K4limat :

y4n6 n63r454 4l4y-alay n64kUUuUuU!!!!!

7. 4l4y / 4L4y - 4l4y

b1454ny4 an4k-4n4K 5m4 kampun64n tuk4ng t4wur4n yan6 5UkA M4n66il t3m3n 5atu 63r0mb0l4nny4 “l4y!!! 51N1 l4y!!!” (t3ntUny4 den64n 5u4r4 y6 464K Dic3mpR3n621n) b154 D1k4t360r1k4n 53BAG4I Alay

C0ntoh d4l4M k4l1M4t :

“l4y… b0K1n” lu m4n4 laY..?!” — y6 6ay4 n6om0ngnya b361N1 b154 d1seBuT 4L4y—

8. alaY / 4l4y - 4lay

oR4n6 Y4N6 d4r1 l4h1r ud4h D1takdirk4n mENjaDi 0r4n6 yang K4mpuN64n, n0Rak, d4n b1k1n 3n36..

c0nt0h d4lam kaL1m4T :

4n4k-an4k sek0l4H 1tu 4l4Y-4L4y Bang3d Yh..

9. 4l4y / 4l4y - 4lay

4n4k k4mpuN64n YaNg p4k3 j34n5 K3t4T 4M4 53p4tu c0nv3r53

c0nt0h dal4m k4l1m4t :

W01, 51 r3y tUh 4l4y ban63t Y4h? l14t 4ja b4JUnYA

* v3r51 c

al4Y 1Tu 0R4N6 K4mpun6 y4n6 K4Mpun64n d3n64n d4nd4N4n K4MpuN64n, n63rt1 m4k5Ud 54y4? Tid4k 53mU4 0R4n6 k4mPuN6 itu k4mpun64n, c0nt0hny4 S1 d03l, w4L4UPUN N4m4nya b3rke54n 4l4y taP1 K4r4KT3Rny4 t1d4k 4L4Y. nah 0r4Ng kaMpung y4n6 k4mpun64N 1tU b1A54 Di53but 4lAy.

4p4k4h bukan 0r4n6 k4MPuN6 B154 D1s3but 4l4y? k1ta 4mbil coNt0h v1n0 6 b4Sti4n, m3nurUt 6W dI4 bUk4n oR4N6 K4mPUn6, t4p1 R4MbutnY4 BeRk3s4N al4y D4n s3Rin6 dIj4D1k4n rol3 m0DEl 0l3h 4l4y namUN k4r3n4 p3r1l4ku daN MuK4nY4 y4n6 T1d4K k4mpUn64n M4kA vINo T1d4k t3rm45uk 4L4y..j4d1.. JAWaB4nNYa b154 j4di, buk4n 0r4n6 k4mpUn6 t3Rm45Uk 4l4Y, n4Mun K45u5 5ePert1 in1 teraM4t 54n64t J4ran6 TeRj4d1, k4r3na r4t4-r4t4 al4Y 1tU 4nak KaMpuNg.

L4lU 4p4 1tu k4mpun64N?

P3r1l4ku yan6 t1d4k m3Nc3Rm1nK4N d1rIny4 53B464I M4nu514 Y4n6 b3N4r, S3T1daknya b3rbU4t ben4r. coNtOhnY4: tawur4n 4nT4R kamPun6 At4u Ant4r sm4, noNgkR0n6 D1 h4LTE baR3N6 63n6 4L4yny4 5amb1l 6od41n cew3k, b3r63R0mBoL D1 5tas1un, d1 m4ll jel3k, d1 P454r 5amB1l n6er0K0k t3ru5 B1CaR4 D3ng4n nad4 y4n6 T1d4K b1S4 d153but TIN661 T4P1 l3bIh tep4T cempR3N6 samb1L n64t42in t3m3N 53 63n6nY4 dAn T3ntu 54j4 Seb4614n ma51h MeN660D4 Cew3k yaN6 L3w4t, k4l0 d1 b1o5k0P suk4 ny4rI p3Rh4T14n d3n64n 5uar4 ceMpR3n6Ny4 K0m3nt4R 64K j3la5 k3T4w4 b3rlebihan dLl

4Pak4h an4K eM0 Itu al4y?

t1d4k 3Mo buk4N 4l4y. 3mo 4d4L4h deFIn151 yaN6 BERb3d4 D3ngan 4l4Y, n4mUn 4lay k3r4P M3n66unak4n D4Nd4n4n 5tYl3 4la em0 Y6 53C4R4 0t0MaTis menj4tuhKan p4m0r darI em0 1Tu s3nd1ri.

p3rbedaAn 3M0 deN6AN al4y 6ay4 5Ep3rt1 apa?

w3ll,, c3l4N4 skInNy deN64n B4Ju 464k keT4T w4rNa 1t3m, M4Ke 5Ep4tu c0nv3r53, 64y4 R4mBut luRu5 D4N p4nj4N6 dI dep4N N4MUN c3p4k d1 B3lAk4n6. nAmUn 4capk4L1 4lAy MENc0bA m3n3Rapkan 64y4 t3Rs3But, r4MbuT y4n6 530l4h d1P4Ksa21n, c3Lan4 4B4L, baju 4b4l, 5EpatU 4p4 l4g1, D1T4MbAH d3N64n 1k4t pin6g4nG m3tal y4n6 kh4s 5ek4l1, b1S4 d1C4r1 D1 P454r2 c0nt0hnY4 klend3r 4t4u p0nc0l..

0k3 64Y4ny4 M1nta D1gampAr eM4ng

keBanY4kAn 4L4y ad4l4h 5uppORT3r 53p4kb0l4 Y4n6 f4nat1k 4t4u B3rl3b1h4n, 535U41 D3ng4n dEF1nI5i K4Mpun64N D4r1 530Ran6 4l4y, y41tu Tid4k 5p0rt1f k4l0 k4l4h, t3rus ru5uH b4r4n62 d1rUs4k1n, b4Ru2 1ni d1 bAndung Tel4H T3rjad1 peRu5AK4n 0l3h 4L4Y 544t pErt4ndin64N Per51b VS peR5Ij4 D1 iSL.

mAk4nYA 6w m451h mal35 64bun6 th3 j4k

s3lEr4 muSik?

t1d4k jaUh2 ju64 d4R1 b4nD2 YaN6 T3rk4d4ng bErbusAn4 l4Y4kny4 4L4Y 53P3Rti r4Dj4 aT4u r3pubL1k (v0kaL15ny4 g4y4 4L4Y p4r4h), dAn b4nd2 y4n6 B3r1raM4 m3lAyu y4n6 345y l15t3n1n6 Dan t1D4k P3rlu MENG6un4k4N mU51k4L1ta5 YaN6 T1N661, cont0h : KaN6en b4nd, m4tT4. K4l0 adA K0n53r D1d43rah b3B3R4p4 4l4y b3Rp0TeN51 m3nimbulk4N k3rusuh4n 53p3rTi 5a4t b4nd N1Dj1 at4U Ungu 53Dan6 m4nG6uN6,, p4d4h4l Y4N6 mA3n uNgu, kl0 53r1n641 6itu m451h m3nd1n6 l46u2NY4 m3N41kkan 4dr3n4l1NE, L4h 1n1 un6U D3n64N l46u CInt424n d4n Kemarin B4Ru K0l4b0R4Si 4m4 R05s4..

6aRn3t banD : BEn3r4n ada 4p4 n66ak Tap1 64y4ny4 aL4y b4n63t

Jad1 51n6k1Rk4n 4l4y D4Ri jAk4rTa D4n d4r1 53LuRuh wil4y4H D1 1nD0n351a!! 4l4y 53p3rtI al1r4N 535at y4N6 memb4w4 s35e0ran6 m3nj4uh d4r1 k3B4ik4N, al4y s3pERt1 n4rK0b4 y4nG D4Pat mEru54k 6eneras1 Mud4! untuk 4lay 5e63R4l4H b3rt0B4t!


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